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peaches from out west's avatar

No lie. Alicia Meyers “I Want To Thank You” was playing while I was reading this. Ha.

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Jamie's avatar

U was playing huh?

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Crystal Marie's avatar

I tried to make my partner shop with me because I thought it would be cute but he is not helpful at all. Basically dead, complaining weight and a lot of heavy sighs. This couple sounds brand new. 🤣

I am confident someone out there reading this is smitten with you. Wouldn't it be nice if it was mutual?

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momowilly's avatar

I realized I officially don't like men romantically a few years ago, and the one woman who made me a smitten kitten for a decade and a half is a terrible person and I want to like someone else soooo bad. Ugh. But I don't want to get to know anyone and I don't like nobody. Ever. So work will consume me until then.

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Jamie's avatar

Your hot as fuk girl daymm😘😝

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Dionita De Las Flores's avatar

If my guy wore anything other than cargo shorts and polo shirts, I would wonder who stole his mind and left me with this shell of him. He has always worn this uniform. Day in. Day out. 10 years and counting. I accept him. I love him. 70/30, 60/40, 50/50. That’s us.

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